roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

(Source: organmeat, via lumindara)

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2 days ago

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

(via lumindara)

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2 days ago

reasons to play skyrim:

mutisija:

  • interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
  • you can kill things by yelling at them
  • you can punch bears
  • you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
  • there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place

(via greenlight6)

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2 days ago

ps4official:

hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis

(Source: nasturbate, via in-between-two-cigarettes)

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4 days ago

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

(via smile-sunshine-)

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4 days ago

(via harrisonjamie)

(Source: theeducatedqueen, via lumindara)

I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do.
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4 days ago
me:im so bored
me:i have nothing to do
me:i wish i had something to do
basic responsibilities:yo
me:not u
me:anyway
me:im so bored
me:i have nothing to do
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4 days ago

subscriberstothesun:

Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?

(via smile-sunshine-)

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4 days ago

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom, via smile-sunshine-)

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(Source: kardashy, via greenlight6)

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